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A podcast dedicated to exploring Warhammer in a whole new way! We dive into the lore, rules, armies, and units from 1st to 8th edition Fantasy! You’ll also find a bit of news, hobby talk, and silly games inside. The perfect podcast to accompany your hobby!
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Monday Mar 15, 2021
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Grab your embalming tools! This week we're looking at the history of mummies in Warhammer Fantasy! Getting their start as generic roster filler in 1st edition, mummies would ascend to the highest pyramids of the Warhammer World. Eventually becoming (Tomb) Kings and Queens of their own faction, and occupying an essential place in the lore of Warhammer Fantasy.
With Special Guests: Settra the Imperishable & High Queen Khalida
Monday Mar 08, 2021
Monday Mar 08, 2021
It all comes down to this! Dozens of nominees, hundreds of votes, and now the final decisions. It's the Warhammer Fantasy Hall of Fame! Find out who were the community champions, the unit and special character that got the most votes on our polls and a fast track into the hall of fame. Then listen to our panel discuss and agonize over which iconic finalist units will join them, and which must be disqualified. Feel free to get unreasonably mad when they eliminate your favourite character or unit!
A huge thanks to everyone who voted and helped make this silly episode a reality! You're all Hall of Famer's to us!
Tuesday Mar 02, 2021
Tuesday Mar 02, 2021
This week we explore the wild early history of the Genestealer! Get ready for a some wonderful weirdness! We start with their earliest incarnation as a leech monster, then check out their Space Hulk makeover. We explore their crazy cults, including the Chaos worshipping one that allowed you to daemonically possess your Patriarch! Somewhere in all of this madness Orks show up, and we haven't even got to 2nd Edition yet! Speaking of 2nd, we pop in to see if joining the Tyranid Hive Fleets made the Genestealers and their children less crazy. Finally we explore how the great 3rd Edition reboot shook them up, and it's still ongoing effects. Buckle up! This episode's quite a (limo) ride!
Monday Feb 22, 2021
Monday Feb 22, 2021
It's the podcast so nice they recorded it thrice!
We're getting digital this week as Nathan and Scott take on Total War: Warhammer. First take a trip down memory lane to remember the great Warhammer video games of years past. Then explore those things we love and hate about the first Total War: Warhammer games. We round things out with our speculation on the newly revealed third game of the series and what fans can expect to see on launch!
Monday Feb 15, 2021
Monday Feb 15, 2021
Excited for Total War Warhammer 3? Then take a trip the northern most nation of the Old World with this episode of the Wargames Orchard. Kislev is a land rich in history, culture, and the odd bear fighting mad man! Learn all all about the hardy people of Kislev, their powerful Ice Queen, and her incredible powers. Visit the three great Kislev cities and find out what happens to life in the aftermath of a Chaos invasion. Then take a stroll through time as we examine the tabletop rules of Tzarina Katarin and her father Tzar Boris the Red!
Monday Feb 08, 2021
Monday Feb 08, 2021
Wherever there are Orks, and wherever there are Orcs, you're sure to find Squigs! These pesky, bitey, small, and sometimes gargantuan beasties are a staple of Warhammer Fantasy and 40k. This week on the Orchard we explore the history of the Squig in both games. From the Face Eaters and Squig Pipes of Rogue Trader, to the genesis of the famous Cave Squig in Fourth Edition Fantasy. And from the dynamite laden Bomb Squigs, to the ground shaking colossal Squig. It just doesn't get any more squiggly than this!
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Monday Feb 01, 2021
We're going back to the future, which happens to be in the past! Wait what? Time travel is confusing, but Nathan and Scott won't be dissuaded from exploring the timeline of the upcoming Warhammer: The Old World. A timeline that drops us into one of the most interesting eras of the Warhammer Fantasy World. They then speculate (some might say wildly) on what models, themes, and plotlines we may see once the game is released.
Tuesday Jan 26, 2021
Tuesday Jan 26, 2021
In ancient castles, crypts, and mausoleums across the Old World; Vampires rise to feed! Get acquainted with the blood drinkers of Warhammer Fantasy in this collection of stories. Take a trip through the dark forests of Bretonnia, witness a sorcerous duel in the darkest crypt, and strut across the Battlements of Castle Drakenhof. These stories and more await those brave enough to listen!
With Special Guest: Vlad Von Carstein, and Walach!
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, but we here at the Orchard do! It's a history of Khorne Berzerkers starting with their precursors in Rogue Trader and continuing through every era of Warhammer 40k to the modern day. Join us for a bloody good time breaking down this iconic unit!
With Special Guest: Kharn the Betrayer
This episode is dedicated to the loving memory of Nathan's Microphone, RIP.
Monday Jan 11, 2021
Monday Jan 11, 2021
The mightiest Knights in all of the human realms ride to battle! This week we're exploring the history of the Grail Knights in Warhammer Fantasy. Starting with their precursors in 3rd and working our way through the eras, we talk about the lore, rules, and history of these most chivalrous sons of Bretonnia!
With special guest: The Green Knight